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Peramatiotis , so humble and unforthcoming, a genius, the greatest living Greek, never someone to throw around big words and a tiny penis, never one to be rude agressive or disrespectful, to comment with the communication skills of a 2 yr old who has dropped their candy...With such a teacher, I'm able to provide a post suitable for such brave, great men. the keyboard warriors of modern day Sparta. Alexander the Great had Aristotle yet I, your humble scribe have only...
Peramatiotis. Fuck it lads, that's ,modern Greece for you eh?
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Peramatiotis , replacing previous review that did not pass the required writing style aesthetics of his famous published work
'The Fucking Shop Review Writer's Style Guide', author Peramatiotis
(edited by Homer, Archimedes and Aristophanes)
Updated censor approved text in compliance with style guidelines:
I like massages. I like fucking. So I went to a massage shop in Athens, it's the capital city of Greece.
In the shop you can have a massage, then you can fuck. You have to pay money. They have women there. Some are nice, some not so nice but it depends on what you like. I had a shower.
A woman gave me a massage. I liked it. After that we fucked. It was nice.
Then I had another shower and I left .
I hope you find this updated review more useful than the previous one, packed with insightful information.
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