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Δηλαδη τουλαχιστον μιαμιση ωρα προκαταρτικα.θα σου πω. Μετράει ο χρόνος, απο την στιγμή που παιρνεις τηλέφωνο να κλείσεις κοπέλα![]()
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Εχουμε παρτυ στην ΨΠΣ.Καλα μιλάμε...εχω λιώσει στο γέλιο...τι έχετε πάθει...παραλληλόγραμμο ??![]()
Να ακουσουμε προτασης και μετα να τεθουν προς ψηφοφορια.Καμιά ιδέα για νεα ψηφοφορία ?
Anyone participating in the scourge that is Greek TV should be aware of these guidelines.
The TV schedule is an estimate: If you’re setting your VCR, allow at least one hour before and one hour after your program’s scheduled time slot. Also don’t be surprised if the program never comes on.
Channels tend to play ancient TV series from America, so if you missed it when you were a kid, here’s your chance: Shows like “ALF,” “The Nanny” and “Bewitched” run now and again, and some people actually like it. There are some series, such as “Two guys, a girl and a pizza place” that I’d never even heard of until I lived here.
“The Joy of Painting” with Bob Ross and his happy little clouds is even funnier dubbed over in Greek, check it out: For those keeping track, yes he’s dead (rest his soul), but he’s got a second life in Greece.
Just because the show is CAPPED in the Kathimerini to indicate an English program, be prepared to hear Oprah speak Greek: There is no way to know when a program will be dubbed or subtitled. Sometimes the earlier showing is dubbed and the 2 a.m. showing is subtitled, sometimes not. Sometimes a BBC program will be half in English and half in Greek with people interviewed in French, so you’re in luck if you like inconsistency and linguistic buffets.
Nothing is better than the original, but you can’t see it: “Ugly Betty” is an award-winning show in America, but in Greece they have “Maria H Askima” for your viewing (dis)pleasure. There’s also a badly filmed cheap knockoff of CSI. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but maybe it’s just laziness.
If you can’t afford a taverna, one will be provided for you at no cost: There is a plethora of programs where you can see other people having faux fun at a fake taverna, with red and white checked tablecloths on the same ricketedy tables and wobbly chairs, skilou singers, trays of flowers, dancing, posturing and corny banter. Στην υγεια σας and Κοιτα τι εγινε and Το παρτυ της ζωης σου are sometimes on at the same time, which means you can taverna-hop, just like in real life…but without face control and the expense. But it also means you’re missing out on smoke inhalation, table dancing and bad service.
You can experience déjà vu every few months: Channels play the same movies on a 3-month rotation, as if an infinite number of movies didn’t exist. That’s great news if you like Steven Seagal (from his lean years to sumo years), James Bond, Sylvester Stallone, Batman and Robin, Wesley Snipes and any movie that has a reference to Greece. I’m ashamed to admit I once watched “Revenge of the Giant Squid” because the movie rental store was closed and it was the only thing I hadn’t already seen.
Commercial breaks are spontaneous: Instead of breaking programs and movies where the director/producer has provided an intentional pause, scenes are unnaturally broken while an actor is midway through his lines or during a key fight scene. And when the program returns — sometimes after an hour of news and you no longer care about how it ends — it won’t be backtracked to the beginning of the scene or the actor’s line.
Many good shows are on after midnight: Law and Order, CSI, Nip/Tuck and other shows I favor aren’t usually on until midnight or later. Hello, I have a job. I think it’s a little sad to take a nap in the middle of the day just to stay up late and watch TV.
More windows on the news than in your house: Although 7 of 10 viewers polled said they are unhappy with the quality of TV and the news in particular, nothing has dampened the trend of παραθυρα (windows) in which people/politicians are placed in 5 or 6 slots to debate a subject and shout without taking a breath instead of letting anyone finish a sentence. It’s like a dysfunctional Hollywood Squares without the prizes.
For the first seven years I lived in Athens, I didn’t own a TV. A few people had tried giving me TVs when they moved away, but I’d end up donating them to others. Between work, learning Greek, clubbing and dealing with bureaucracy, there wasn’t time and I wasn’t home. I also suspected there was nothing to watch.
I finally broke down and bought a TV on the day of the Athens 2004 Opening Ceremonies, during which I cried more than my Greek friends. I cried again during the Closing Ceremonies, but in OAKA amongst thousands of Greek diaspora.
Now, unless we’re watching CNN, “Apodexeis” with Nikos Evangelatos on Antenna on Wednesday night or a DVD, it pretty much sits in the corner and collects dust. And for the record, I have only two actual windows in the house; the rest are doors with windows.
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Εμενα παντος δεν με συμπεριελαβαν στην ερευνα εμενα το πουλι μου ειναι 20 ποντους οσο και ενας αναπτηρας.Το μέσο πουλί έχει μήκος 6,2 ίντσες με τυπική απόκλιση 0,8 - 1 ίντσα (ανάλογα με την έρευνα).