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FREQUENTLY USED ABBREVIATIONS [SEX SPECIFIC]:[/size]
BAREBACK
- Without a condom.
BBBJ
- Bareback Blow Job, oral stimulation of the penis without a condom
BBBJTC
- Bareback Blow Job To Completion, oral stimulation of the penis to
orgasm without a condom. (May spit or swallow)
BBW
- Big Beautiful Woman, euphemism for overweight
BDSM
- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism. This is a catch-all to refer to
the various aspects of negotiated, mutually consensual exchange of
power between two consenting adults. Regardless of the depth of the
relationship, consent, safety and sanity are the cornerstone of the
lifestyle.
BF
- Boyfriend
BFE
- Boyfriend Experience, A subjective term used primarily by providers
to describe good clients.
BS
- Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
CBJ
- overed Blow Job, fellatio with a condom
CFS
- Covered Full Service
DATO
- Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY
- Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus, oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
DP
- 1. Double Penetration 2. Digital penetration
DT
- Deep throat: fellatio where the whole length of the penis is
"swallowed".
FS
- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion
GFE
- Girl Friend Experience, A subjective term, but usually used as
praise for a very passionate, sensual, non-mechanical experience. Most
consider deep french kissing a baseline requirement for GFE.
HJ
- Hand Job, stimulation of the penis using hands and fingers
OWO
- Oral Without, fellatio without a condom.
PSE
- Porn Star Experience, A subjective term, used as praise for a
provider that might have a high energy level, a particularly hot look,
or is very accommodating ("nastiness" factor).
R&T
- (Rub 'n Tug) definition.
VFM
- Value For Money.
WG
- Working girl. A prostitute.
OTHER TERMS AND LINGO
Amazon
- A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP
- Asian Massage Parlor
AROUND THE WORLD
- Anilingus and Fellatio
ASIAN ANILINGUS
- erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
ASIAN COWGILR
- Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her
feet, not on her knees.
ATM
- Ass to mouth. Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, & goes
directly into her mouth.
ATO
- Attempts Trying to reach orgasm.e.g. She allowed multiple attempts:
means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is
able and interested.
ATF
- All Time Favorite
AUNT FLO
- Menstruation also, Period
B&S
- Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which
may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the
woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.
BABYBACK
- Petite, young, attractive Asian woman.
BAG
- Condom, with a condom e.g. "BJ in a bag"= CBJ, "I filled the bag"=
Orgasm.
BAJA SUR
- Genitals. From the spanish "the low south"
BALOONS
- Breast implants.
BCD
- Behind Closed Doors
BERET
- A condom.
BIRDWATCHING
- BBBJTC and she swallows.
BLACKHOLE
- Anus.
BLS
- Ball licking and sucking.
BLUE PILL,BLUE STEEL
- Viagra
BROWN SHOWER
- Defecation on your partner.
BUTTER FACE
- A women whose body is very attractive, but her face is not.
CALL GRIL
- Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
CASH AND DASH
- A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might
offer to "dance", and leaves.
CC
- 1. Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for
fees.(Roman Numeral converter) 2. Credit Card
CC RIDER
- A provider who is FS for $200/hr or less.
CD
- Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who
adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex
especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CFS
- Covered Full Service
CG
- Call Girl
CIM
- Cum in mouth.
CIVILIAN
- A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not
for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more
interested in a relationship.
CLOCKWATCHER
- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is
over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not
enjoy her work.
COLLAR AND CUFFS MATCH
- Pubic hair matches natural hair-colour (redheads, blondes)
COMMERCIAL COMPANY
- Prostitution
COMPLETION
- Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
COVER
- A condom
COVERED
- Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are
taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g.
Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
COWGIRL
- Woman rides on top, knees astride.
CRIME SCENE ACTION
- Sexual activity during her period.
CRUISING
- Looking for prostitutes while driving.
CUPS OF COFFEE
- Orgasms (e.g. multiple cups of coffee means she allows more than one
orgasm)
DATE RAPE DRUG
- Rohypnol (generic name flunitrazepam) has been associated with date
rape, and has also been called the "Forget Pill," "Trip-and-Fall," and
"Mind-Erasers." In combination with alcohol, it can induce a blackout
with memory loss and a decrease in resistance. Girls and women around
the country have reported being raped after being involuntarily
sedated with Rohypnol, which was often slipped into their drink by an
attacker. The drug has no taste or odour so the victims don't realize
what is happening. About ten minutes after ingesting the drug, the
woman may feel dizzy and disoriented, simultaneously too hot and too
cold, or nauseated. She may experience difficulty speaking and moving,
and then pass out. Such victims have no memories of what happened
while under the drug's influence.
DDE
- Doesn't do extras.
DDG
- Drop Dead Gorgeous.
DEEP THROAT
- Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed"
DEFENDER
- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has
been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
DELTA OMEGA GAMMA
- DOG, Not nice girl.
DFK
- Deep French Kissing, kissing with tongue
DOGGIE STYLE
- Intercourse position where woman is on her hands and knees, man
enters from behind
DOUBLES
- A threesome with two providers
DROP PUNT
- A punter who does a no-show, or one who turns up and chickens out.
EOM
- End of Message ,Used in a subject line to indicate no further
content in body of message,
ENHANCEMENTS
- Breast implants.
ESCORT
- A woman who is paid for her companionship.
FACE PAINTING
- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FACIAL
- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSM
- Full Body Sensual Massage; not usually full service; expect only
massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might
be available.
FIVE-O
- A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ
- Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FLAKE, FLAKY
- Errant behaviour, often used for providers who no-show and/or have
scheduling issues.
FOTC
- screw of the century.
FRENCH
- Oral sex, on either party
FULL MEAL DEAL
- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion
GET COMFORTABLE
- Get naked. For security reasons, a provider may ask a client to "get
comfortable" or "make yourself comfortable" before a session, this
means to get fully undressed.
GLOVE
- Condom
GOLDEN SHOWER
- Urinating on your partner, urine play.
GREEK
- Anal Sex
GS
- Golden Shower, urinating on your partner, urine play.
HALF AND HALF
- BJ followed by FS
HAND JOB
- Stimulation of the penis using hands and fingers
HARDWOOD FLOORS
- Clean-shaven pubic area.
HINDU MASSAGE(Argentina)
- The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to
completion.
HJ
- Hand Job, stimulation of the penis using hand and fingers
HM
- High mileage.
HME
- Honeymoon experience. A subjective term used as praise for a very
intense, very "real" session, usually DFK is a baseline requirement
for HME.
HR
- Hand Release, stimulation of the penis to orgasm using hand and fingers
HOBBY, THE
- The patronizing of prostitutes.
HOBBYIST
- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
HOOKER
- Prostitute.
HOSTESS CLUB
- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the
dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HWP
- Height and Weight Proportional (i.e. "normal" build)
INCALL
- You go to her place (Could be hotel, motel, studio apartment or her
residence)
INDEPENDENT INDIE
- An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The
escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
INTERPRETER
- Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
ISO
- In search of
ITALIAN
- Similar to Russian, but penis between partners butt cheeks.
JACK SHACK
- Refers to an establishment (massage parlour,lingerie modelling) that
is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or
topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
JIMMY HAT
- A condom
JOHN
- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
L/A/S
- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria
separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples:2/9/8 =
Unattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material,
but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
LANDING STRIP
- Description of pubic hair
LE
- Law Enforcement.
LFK
- Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)
LITTLE BLUE HELPER
- Viagra
LITTLE BLUE PILL
- Viagra
LMP
- Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOT LIZARD
- A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots
(usually soliciting from a CB radio).
MADAME
- Owner of an agency.
MALL, ESCORT MALL
- A website that advertises many different providers. The providers
may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with
each other, or with the mall.
MAN IN BOAT
- Clitoris
MEDITARRANEAN
- Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the Mediterranean."
MERKIN
- Pubic hair wig.
MG
- Massage Girl
MILEAGE
- A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how
accommodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges
less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MISH
- Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
MMF, MFM, MFF
- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male,
female, female.
MOHAWK
- Description of pubic hair.
MP
- Massage Parlour
MPA
- Massage Parlour Attendant
MSOG
- Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1 orgasm
during the session
MULTIPLE POPS
- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
NEWBIE
- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NO SHOW
- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, doesn't contact
in advance to cancel
NO TOUCH
- No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NOONER
- A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married clients.
NQBC
- Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS
- Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS
- Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
O, Os
- Orgasm, orgasms.
OFF THE CLOCK
- Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge
for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OUT OUTED
- Private, personal information on a client or provider is made
public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OUTCALL
- She comes to your place
OWO
- Oral Without, fellatio without a condom.
PARTY HAT
- Condom
PEARL NECKLACE
- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
PIMP
- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
POONER
- A client who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very
involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information
on providers and the hobby.
POS
- Pussy on the Side
PROVIDER
- Prostitute
PS
- Private Show (Dance only)
PUNTER
- Person who enlists the service of an escort
PV
- Private viewing: Dancing, modelling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.
RAINCOAT
- Condom
REQ:
- Request: Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body
contains a request for info
REV:
- Review: Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body
contains review of a provider.
REVIEW
- A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her
looks, attitude and service.
REVERSE COWGILR
- woman rides on top, facing away
REVERSE MASSAGE
- The client massages the provider.
REVERSE ORAL
- The client performs oral sex on the provider.
RIMMING
- Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
RUSSIAN
- Penis between her breasts
SAFE
- Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of
condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS)
transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO
- BBBJTC and she swallows.
SANDBAG
- A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the
reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
SANS
- Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SCAT
- Defecation on your partner or faeces play.
SCREENING
- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new
client. e.g. collecting verifiable personal info such as the
customer's real name, place of employment, home or work phone, home or
work address, or a referral from a trusted provider. upfront deposits
may also be used as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows.
SEARCH FUNCTION
- A software feature that allows a user to search a review board or
forum, based on a keyword or words. Most often, this feature is used
to find existing reviews of a provider, or to check the review history
of a client.
SELF POST
- A provider or agency poses as a client, and posts a highly positive
review of herself or agency to increase business.
SELF SERVICE
– Masturbation e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact
with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
SESSION
- Paid time spent with a provider.
SEX WROKER
- Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be
used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH
- Sex for hire.
SG
- Street girl.
SHEMALE
- Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman,but hasn't had
SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
SHILL
- A client who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for
discounts or special favours from an agency or provider.
SHOTS ON GOAL
- Attempts to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple shots on goal:
means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is
able and interested.
SHRIMPING
– Having your toes sucked
SLAM
- An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SO
- Significant other.
SOG
- Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm.
SOMF
- Sat on my face.
SOUTHERN FRANCE
- Fellatio without a condom.
SP
- Service Provider, prostitute.
SPANISH (AUSTRALIA)
- Penis between her breasts, or Russian.
SPANISH (USA)
- Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into
her mouth.
SRS
- Sexual reassignment surgery
STD
- Sexually transmitted disease.
STING
- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend
unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to
apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STREET ACTION
- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes
(usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual
acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
STROLL
- A street, strip, or neighbourhood that sees heavy street action.
SUMMER TEETH
- Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
SUNNY
- Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
SW
- 1. Street walker. 2. Sex Worker
SYBIAN
- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a
dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS
- Payment is made to provider.e.g. "She wanted to take care of
business first"
TEABAG
- Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TG
- Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
THRONE JOB
- Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer
FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to
sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
TIPPING REQUIRED
- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in
order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM, TOFTT
- A client reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He
was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has
helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the
same mistake.
TOSS THE SALAD
- Anilingus
TRANSLATOR
- Condom i.e. "She spoke fluent french without a translator" = BBBJ
TRICK
- 1. A sex act for money 2. A man who patronizes prostitutes
TROLLING
- 1. The act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2. Posting to
a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others
TS
- Transsexual: a person with a psychological urge to belong to the
opposite sex that may be carried to the point of undergoing surgery to
modify the sex organs to mimic the opposite sex
TUFT
- Description of pubic hair.
TUMA
- Tongue up my ass.
TURN TRICKS
- Prostitution
TV
- Transvestite: person and especially a male who adopts the dress and
often the behaviour typical of the opposite sex especially for
purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
UMBRELLA
- Condom.
UNCOVERED
- Without a condom.
WAH
- 1. From Wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (Japanese) 2. Wild Ass
Humping
WATER SPORTS
- Urination play.
WF
- Wild screw
WHITE KNIGHT
- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has
been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
WITH
- With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)
WITHOUT
- Without condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)
YMMV
- Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes
differ, reviews are inherently subjective, and that providers have
good and bad days, thus experiences vary.
YMMV GIRL
- A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and
service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.
411
- Information, intel. e.g. "I got the 411 on her from johnthomas99"
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@TEOTD At The End Of The Day
14AA41 One for All and All for One
2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
2NITE Tonight
411 it means: info
4ever Forever
86 Out Of or Over
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF As A Friend
AAK Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
AAR At Any Rate
AAR8 At Any Rate
AAS Alive And Smiling
AATK Always At The Keyboard
AAYF As Always, Your Friend
AB Ass Backwards
ABITHIWTIDB A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2 About To
ACD Alt Control Delete
ACE Access Control Entry
ACK Acknowledgement
ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB All Done Bye Bye
ADIH Another Day In Hell
ADIP Another Day In Paradise
ADR Address
AEAP As Early As Possible
AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAICT As far As I can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIU As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFAP As Far As Possible
AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned
AFC Away From Computer
AFDN Any F***ing Day Now
AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFZ Acronym free zone
AGKWE And God Knows What Else
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AIH As It Happens
AIMB As I Mentioned Before
AIMP Always In My Prayers
AISE As I Said Earlier
AISI As I See It
AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As
ALAP As Late As Possible
ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP As Many As Possible
AMBW All My Best Wishes
AML All My Love
AND Any day now
ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS All Of A Sudden
AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
AP Apple Pie
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASL Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATST At The Same Time
ATW All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AYK As You Know
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because?
B/C Because
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
B4U Before You
B4YKI Before You Know It
BAG Bursting A Gut
BAK Back At my Keyboard
BAU Business As Usual
BB4N Bye-Bye for Now
BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW Be Back In A While
BBL Be Back Later
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT Be Back Tomorrow
BCBS Big Company, Big School
BCNU Be Seein' You
BCOZ Because
BD Big Deal
BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN Big Damn Number
BEOS Nudge
BFD Big F***ing Deal
BFF Best Friends Forever
BFN Bye For Now
BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD Back In The Day
BKA Better Known As
BM Byte Me
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
BNF Big Name Fan
BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR Bathroom
BRB Be Right Back
BRT Be Right There
BS Big Smile
BSF But Seriously, Folks
BT Byte This
BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTDT Been There Done That
BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BW Best Wishes
BWDIK But What Do I Know?
BWO Black, White or Other
BYKT But you Knew That
C/P Cross Post
CB Chat brat
CFV Call For Vote
CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
CID Consider It Done
CIS CompuServe Information Service
CMF Count My Fingers
CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong
COB Close Of Business
CofS Church of Scientology
C-P Sleepy
CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL Can't Stop Laughing
C-T City
CTA Call To Action
CTC Choking The Chicken
CU See You
CUL See You Later
CUL8ER See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CUNS See You In School!
CWYL Chat With You Later
CY Calm Yourself
CYA Cover Your Ass
CYL See You Later
CYT See You Tomorrow
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD Due Diligence
DDD Direct Distance Dial
DETI Don't Even Think It
DF Dear Friend
DGA Don't Go Anywhere
DGT Don't Go There
DH Dear Hubby or Husband
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
DIKU Do I Know You
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DIY Do It Yourself
DKDC Don't Know Don't Care
DL Download
DLTM Don't Lie To Me
DMI Don't Mention It
DNC Does Not Compute
DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB Don't Read If Busy
DUST Did You See That?
DWYM Does What You Mean
DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate it When...
DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK Eating at Keyboard
EG Evil Grin
EL Evil Laugh
EM? Excuse Me?
EOD End Of Day
EOM End Of Message
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
EULA End-User License Agreement
EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ Easy
F2F Face-to-Face
FAB Features Attributes Benefits
FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE Fatal Error
FF Friends Forever
FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FISH First in, Still Here
FITB Fill in the Blanks
FO F*** Off
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOC Free of Charge
FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL Faster Than Light
FTTB For The Time Being
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUM F***ed Up Mess
FWD Forward
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYA For Your Amusement
FYI For Your Information
FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYM For Your Misinformation
GA Go Ahead
GAL Get A Life
GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
GBH Great Big Hug
GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN Gotta Go Now
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GL Good Luck
GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You
GOK God Only Knows
GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking
GR8 Great
GRRRR it means Growling
GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake
GTG Got To Go
GTGB Got To Go, Bye
GTGP Got To Go Pee
GTH Go To Hell
GTSY Glad To See Ya
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
HAGD Have a Great Day
HAGO Have A Good One
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HAND Have a Nice Day
HB Hurry Back
HD Hold
HF Hello, Friend
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIH Hope It Helps
HIOOC Help! I'm Out Of Coffee
HOHA HOllywood HAcker
HTH Hope This (or That) Helps
HUA Heads Up Ace
HUGZ Hugs
HUYA Head Up Your A**
I 1-D-R I Wonder
IAC In Any Case
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IAITS It's All In The Subject
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANAE I Am Not an Expert
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IAT I Am Tired
IBRB I Will Be Right Back
IBT In Between Technology
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC In Character
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ID10T Idiot
IDGAF I Don't Give A F***
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDK I Don't Know
IDKY I Don't Know You
I-D-L Ideal
IDM It Does Not Matter
IDST I Didn't Say That
IDTS I Don't Think So
IEF It's Esther's Fault
IFAB I Found A Bug
IFU I F***ed Up
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP I Get The Point
IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO I Have No Opinion
IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IIWM If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILU I Love You
ILY I Love You
IM Instant Messaging
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMS I Am Sorry
INMP It's Not My Problem
INNW If Not Now, When
INPO In No Particular Order
IOH I'm Outta Here
IOW In Other Words
IRL In Real Life
ISS I Said So
ISTM It Seems to Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ITM In The Money
IUM If You Must
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO In Your Opinion
IYSS If You Say So
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
J/C Just Checking
J/K Just Kidding!
J/W Just Wondering
JAD Just Another day
JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAM Just a Minute
JK Just Kidding
JM2C Just My 2 Cents
JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
JT Just Teasing
K Okay or All Right
KBD Keyboard
KEWL Cool
KFY Kiss For You
KIR Keep It Real
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KMA Kiss My Ass
KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KOK Knock
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
KWIM Know What I Mean
KYPO Keep Your Pants On
L8R Later
LAQ Lame Ass Quote
LD Long Distance
LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LIFO Last In First Out
LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LMK Let Me Know
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LRF Little Rubber Feet
LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTNS Long Time No See
LWR Launch When Ready
LYL Love Ya Lots
LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
M8 or M8s Mate or Mates
MFD Multi-Function Device
MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
MILF Mother I'd Like to F***
MKOP My Kind Of Place
MM Market Maker
MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
MOMPL One Moment Please
MOO Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF Male or Female?
MOSS Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex
MSG Message
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/T No Text
N1 Nice One
N2M Not To Mention
NAK Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That
N-A-Y-L In A While
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD No Big Deal
NBIF No Basis In Fact
NCG New College Graduate
N-E-1 Anyone
N-E-1 ER Anyone Here?
NFI No F***ing Idea
NFW No F***ing Way
NG New Game
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIM No Internal Message
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIMQ Not In My Queue
NM Never Mind or Nothing Much
NMP Not My Problem
NOYB None Of Your Business
NP No Problem
NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG Energy
NRN No Reply Necessary
NSFW Not Safe For Work
NTK Nice To Know
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NUFF Enough Said
NW No Way!
NYCFS New York City Finger Saluet
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW Oh By The Way
OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
OIC Oh, I see
OK All Correct
OLL On-Line Love
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMG Oh My Gosh
OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOC Out Of Character
OOF Out Of Facility
OOI Out Of Interest
OOO Out Of Office
OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
OS Operating System
OT Off Topic
OTOH On the Other Hand
OTP On the Phone
OTT Over the Top
OTTOMH Off the Top of my Head
OUSU Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ stands for: Australia
P&C Private and Confidential
PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PD Public Domain
PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PIMP Peeing In My Pants
PITA Pain In The Ass
PLS Please
PM Personal Message
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PO Piss Off
PONA Person Of No Account
POOF Good-bye
POS Parent Over Shoulder
POV Point of View
PS Post Script
PU That Stinks
P-ZA Pizza
QL Quit Laughing!
QS Quit Scrolling
QT Cutie
R&D Research & Development
R&R Rest & Relaxation
RAT Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RBAY Right Back At Ya
RBTL Read Between The Lines
RE Regards or Hello Again
RFD Request For Discussion
RFR Really F*#king Rich
RFS Really F*#king Soon
RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL Real Life
RLF Real Life Friend
RMLB Read My Lips Baby
RMMM Read My Mail Man!
RN Right Now!
ROFL Rolling on the Floor Laughing
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTM Right On The Money
RSN Real Soon Now
RTBS Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ Read the FAQ File
RTFM Read The F***ing Manual
RTK Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
RU Are You?
RUMORF Are You Male Or Female
RUOK Are you Okay?
RUUP4IT Are You Up For It
RX Regards
RYO Roll Your Own
S2R Send To Receive
S4L Spam For Life
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED Said Enough Darling
SEP Somebody Else's Problem
SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFX Sound Effects
SH Sh** Happens
SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD Still In The Dark
SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
SME Subject Matter Expert
SMEM Send Me E-Mail
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
SOL Sh** Out of Luck
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SorG Straight or Gay?
SRO Standing Room Only
SSDD Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STFU Shut The F*** Up
STM Spank The Monkey
STR8 Straight
STYS Speak To You Soon
SUYF Shut Up You Fool
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT So What Do You Think?
SYS See You Soon
TAFN That Is All for Now
TAH Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS Taking A Shower
TBA To Be Advised
TBC To Be Continued
TCB The Trouble Came Back!
TDM Too Darn Many
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS That is For Darn Sure
TFH Thread From Hell
TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFX Traffic
TGIF Thank God It's Friday
THX or TX or THKS Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIAIL Think I Am In Love
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TK To Come
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLGO The List Goes On
TLK-2-U-L-8-R Talk to You Later
TM Trust Me
TMI Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNA Temporarily Not Available
TNC Tongue In Cheek
TNX Thanks
TOM Tomorrow
TOT Tons of Time
TP Team Player
TPC The Phone Company
TPTB The Powers That Be
TSR Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTG Time to Go
TTS Text to Speech
TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top
TTUL Talk to You Later
TTYL Talk To You Later
TVN Thank You Very Much
TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIMC To Whom it may Concern
TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
TXS Thanks
TY Thank You
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U You
U2 You Too?
U-L You Will
unPC unPolitically Correct
UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver
U-R You Are
U-R W-S You Are Wise
URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
VBG Very Big Grin
VBS Very Big Smile
VC Venture Capital
VEG Very Evil Grin
VFM Value For Money
VM Voice Mail
VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh*t
VSF Very Sad Face
W/O Without
WAD Without A Doubt
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAI What An Idiot
WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WB Welcome Back or Write Back
WBS Write Back Soon
WC Who Cares?
WCA Who Cares Anyway
WDYS What Did You Say?
WDYT What Do You Think?
WE Whatever
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WF Way Fun
WFM Works For Me
WG Wicked Grin
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***
WIIFM What's In It For Me?
WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS What in the F*** is this Sh**
WNOHGB Were No One Has Gone Before
WOG Wise Old Guy
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WRT With Regard To or With Respect To
WT Without Thinking
WTB Want To Buy
WTF What The F***
WTG Way To Go!
WTH What the Heck
WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTTM Without Thinking To Much
WU? What is Up
WUF? Where are You From?
WWY? Where Were You?
WX Weather
WYCM? Will You Call Me?
WYP What's Your Problem?
WYRN What's Your Real Name?
WYS Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT Whatever You Think
WYWH Wish You Were Here
X-I-10 Exciting
XME Excuse Me
XOXO Hugs and Kisses
YA Yet Another
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YACC Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It
YCT Your Comment To
YDKM You Don't Know Me
YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'
YHM You Have Mail
YIC Yours In Christ
YKW? You Know What?
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YNK You Never Know
YOYO You're On Your Own
YR Yeah Right
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT You Telling The Truth?
YW You are Welcome
YWIA You're Welcome In Advance
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired
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