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Hi guys.

Just letting you know in advance this is going to be a very positive review. More of a dedication (αφιέρωση) because this girl actually deserves it.

I just really feel the need to write it.

I would give all 10s but this is my first review so I can't.

Sorry about the English.

Although I am Greek, I have lived in Greece and I have served in the Greek military as mandated (φαντάρος), after being gone for so long I feel more comfortable in English and I don't want the reader to get distracted by Greek grammar mistakes. I'll throw in some Greek words in parentheses for clearer understanding.

Also, I know the girls read their reviews and it is easier for them. I really hope Alona will be reading this one.

Some background.

I met Alona for the first time last summer. At the time I was suffering from ED (στυτική δυσλειτουργία) as a result of my prostate removal due to cancer almost a year earlier.

If any of you have gone through this, not knowing if you will ever be able to get your dick to function again, can be one of the most devastating blows to your manhood you can ever experience. A goal kick to the balls you never stop feeling.

So yeah, I was completely psychologically fucked up and in a very dark place. I didn't date girls because, what was the point.

I finally got the courage to visit an escort to try to get myself feeling a little bit like a man again with someone hopefully I wouldn't feel judged by.

By chance (or wonderful fate) I chose Alona.

A nervous knock on the door that opened and I was hit with a smile and bright eyes like lightning.

It was an experience that was light, fun, and very sexy. I won't say more than that because that memory is mine and mine only. But I finally had a smile on my face and my spirit made a U turn. The mood was all upward from that day.

Since then (not that you probably give a shit) I have done 2 rounds of a cutting edge therapy in Athens that have been very successful and my dick now is harder than ever and fucks like a champ. I wish I could write a review about the doctors here, but I don't think they would appreciate it.

(If you are in a similar situation and want to do this therapy I have to warn you that the side effects from some of the medications fucked me up psychologically for months and it's only the last couple weeks that my mood has gone back to normal. If you do this, stay away from your loved ones as much as possible during this time because you will say terrible shit, they will be hating and leaving you and you won't even know why).

So thank God for that therapy and thank Alona for giving me enough positive energy to go for it. I will always owe her for being the initial turning point for me.

Now to the practical stuff.

All the recent reviews basically say she doesn't look like the photos and has gained weight from when she took them. True. But look at your own photos from a couple of years ago you fat hairy ugly bastards and tell me you look the same.

I personally like this 50s natural curvy sexy diva look. Back when women were babes (unlike these plastic fantastic Instagram chicks with their anorexic heroin tattooed junky appearance who better hope a surgeon can fix that shit in the future) and the men were real and were gentlemen (Unlike the sensitive lady boy pussies that we are surrounded by and keep producing today).

Yes I am generation X. All the rest of you annoy me. Fuck you. ?

If the plastic Barbie look is your number one thing then Alona is not for you, although I still think you will be missing out because I have never stared in more beautiful piercing green eyes while being on top inside a woman in my life.

This woman is a sex goddess. She is a professional and will make you walk out feeling like a man. I can't speak for everyone and I am sure she has some tired moments but I never experienced one in the many times I have visited her since.

Don't fight me about this in the comments. This is my experience. Honestly I don't give a fuck if you agree with me or not.

I have visited multiple escorts since then that may be considered by most "hotter" but not yet found one that has fucked me better. We will see in the future if one does or even comes close and I will report back.

Would I visit her again? I wish. But it would come at the risk of developing feelings which you guys can see I am already pretty close to. Maybe in the far future if she is still around.

One very important point now and this goes for all the girls here after reading many different reviews.

I think the purpose of these reviews has been to share our experiences and let others know if we had a bad or good one with a particular escort they might be interested in visiting.

Some of these reviews deserve a Pulitzer but others, I gotta say guys, are fucking sick. I honestly believe you can share your experience without degrading and humiliating these girls like they are stray dogs. (No offense to dogs. I have two dashunds. Again, not like you give a shit).

I hate to break it to you but you are not sex Gods or porn stars, even though these girls may make you feel like it. It's their job and some of them are pretty damn fucking good at it. These girls can do it even if you are probably the 8th guy she is fucking that afternoon. But even the girls that can't don't deserve some of the shit you guys write about them. I believe in free speech but let me freely tell you it's disgusting and sounds like sexual abuse.

Show some respect. Not just to them but for the rest of us so that these beautiful girls continue to come here and more importantly for yourself.

No one (well maybe some losers here) wants to read about your need to validate yourself because your mommy, who you still probably live with, makes you feel inadequate and you are not man enough to direct your shit at her.

Sorry. Someone had to say it. Even if it is in English.

Final point.

Leave a good tip (φιλοδώρημα) you cheap bastards. They come from war zones and areas controlled by Latin drug cartels and probably support children and parents. They are not here because you are black belt ninja fuck masters despite what you delusional dummies believe.

Yes there are dumb Instagram bitch escorts that spend the money (or are smart enough to have a sugar daddy) on stupid Gucci shit but I think the majority do not own one valuable thing.

Well, not in Alona's case. I know she owns 4. Her smile, her eyes, her heart and most valuable, her incredible spirit.

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO BE AWESOME ALONA!

P. S. In my next review of one of the offices, Glamour or Angles, if you guys want, I will share my experience, and the insights I got dating for a few weeks, one of these escorts that is still working (NOT Alona unfortunately) and give you an inside look. Don't fucking ask me who! I'll die with that secret.